Thursday, June 28, 2007
All Good Things
Position: 200 miles southeast of AnchorageAltitude: 35,000 feet
Groundspeed: 517 mph (450 knots)
Fuel flow: #1- 2600 lbs/p/hr; #2- 2500 lbs/p/hr
The stay in Anchorage was excellent, but unfortunately, all good things end too quickly. It is the middle of the night. Up here, though, (this time of year) the northern horizon never gets dark. On my side of the aircraft are high, thin cirrus clouds illuminated by the barely below the horizon sun. They are indescribably beautiful... It is a type of light that I have only seen in northern latitudes. Above the flight deck is black night sky. How is this possible?
If the forces remain in balance, I will be back in this airspace three days hence. Life is good on the line... I have broken free from the east coast-west coast purgatory. Keep your fingers crossed, Captain.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Five Hours Late

Position: ETP (equal time point)
Altitude: 34,000 feetGroundspeed: 505 m.p.h. (440 knots)
Destination: Sin City
What a night, or rather morning... It is the deepest part of the night, when people sleep the best. If I were home, I would be cuddled up to my beautiful wife dreaming about the white sands of a Mexican beach, possibly... I am not home and I am not dreaming, although some aspects of my job feel like a dream; sometimes a bad dream.
We are five hours late! It all started en route to the JFK airport in the crew van. ( my cell phone rings...)"Hi Captain, this is Cindy in crew scheduling. Your inbound aircraft just diverted to Philly to refuel." What?! Unforecast thunderstorms... Not good. I could feel it coming. There is no worse place to deal with weather than JFK.
Our inbound aircraft finally arrives two hours late. They re-fueled quickly in Philly, and then they had a 90 minute wait on the taxi way. The passengers disembarking are not happy. Myself and my crew are waiting in the jetway as they go by. Almost all of them are making snide comments as they pass; I would guess for my benefit, since I am clearly the outbound Captain. I briefly wonder why I turned down the freight haulers all those years ago, but then I can feel the wife of my youth poking me in the side from across the Empire, "Be nice and smile."
We loaded up 150 outbound passengers, most of them New Yorkers going to Lost Wages. It would not be an exaggeration to say that half or more were border line hostile toward the flight attendants. My number one flight attendant is brand new; number two and three are battle hardened vets. Uh oh... I've seen this combo several hundred times, and it's trouble... Number one will, most likely, be overwhelmed by rudeness and start crying in the flight deck. The two in the back will be up here, in short order, demanding that I throw a couple of passengers off that are "Ignoring their commands."
Five minutes later, the number one flight attendant is in the flight deck asking (new flight attendants ask) me if I can do something about the passengers not cooperating. She is not crying, though. She must be a Mom. The intercom rings from the rear of the aircraft. I wonder who might be calling... "Hey Captain, you've got to do (veteran flight attendants tell) something about the passengers. We've got several that are going to be trouble. If they don't calm down we want them off the plane." What a surprise... Not exactly as I forecast, but close.
I removed the P.A. from its cradle and began my standard issue this is the Captain/we would like to get you to your destination safely/after we leave the gate you can expect a lengthy taxi, possibly in excess of two hours/please do not take your frustrations out on my crew/the flight attendants can't control the weather or any other aspect that is causing delays, etc. That calmed the passengers. Easy does it folks... This is the new age of air commerce. Everyone can afford to fly now.
We were number sixty (60) for take-off. On both sides of us, parallel taxiways full of aircraft, beacons flashing. Some of them were already low fuel and could not depart until they returned to the gate to refuel. They were trapped on the taxiway, though. What a mess! I loaded up three hours of taxi fuel and hoped that would be enough. West of JFK, about 50 miles, a line of thunderstorms crackling with electricity.
Two hours later, the co-pilot advanced her thrust levers to maximum take-off power. We weren't fooling around with reduced thrust tonight. Five miles ahead, a 747-400 heavy jet leaving dangerous wake turbulence in its six. We needed to climb above that wake trail.
And so it goes... To my left and twenty degrees above the horizon, my friends Sagittarius and Scorpius... Between them, the Jovian giant gas planet. Inside the dark flight deck, the ETP (equal time point) symbol is about underneath the little airplane symbol on my nav display. That means the inertial navigation units think they are half way on the clock, not necessarily distance, though... Handy to know over the water.
In the back, the flight attendants report that the passengers are mostly asleep. There are two more days to go before home. We can do this... Everybody take a deep breath and count to ten.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Twelve O'Clock High

Position: Over the Middle of the Empire
Altitude: 36,000 feet
Groundspeed: 8 miles per minute
Destination: Sea-Tac
Fuel flow: 5200 lbs. p/hr
I am stuck in the east coast-west coast pairings and I can't get out, sort of like the old television commercial. At the end of the month, I have an Anchorage trip, knock on wood. I am not thinking about it, though. That, in itself, could make it go away... Strange things happen in the karma of Altitude and Airspeed.
My co-pilot and I have been winging across the Empire for three days; this is number four and the last. We have dealt with big thunderstorms, hot temperatures, heavy loads, and strong crosswinds. The young lady in the right seat is one of our best co-pilots. I have flown with her many times and have never seen anything other than excellent airmanship. In addition, she has perfected Captain management techniques to the nth degree. This is not the same as Captainitis, which is a co-pilot that thinks he (never heard of a female with symptoms) should, in fact, be the Captain and will try to take over the flight deck in a confrontational manner. Captain management consists of subtle steering maneuvers designed to herd the Captain along towards a specific goal or outcome the co-pilot believes is in the best interest of the flight, all done without angering the Captain. Only very few co-pilots can do this... They are usually the best and the brightest. It is actually an amazing thing to watch.
Could she handle the old, gruff Captains of yesteryear? Oh yeah, no problem... The meaner, the better.
As I am considering calling for another bad cup of airplane coffee, Denver Center calls out traffic at twelve o'clock high, same direction. We have a 30 knot overtake because our winds are less 2,000 feet lower and we are faster. In a few minutes we are running underneath them... What a sight against the cold blue.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Anchorage Pairings

Position: Abeam YZP (Sandspit), feet wet
Altitude: 35,000 feet
Groundspeed: 405 mph (350 knots)
Wind: 115 mph (100 knots) on the nose
Magnetic Deviation: 22 degrees east
Passengers: Every seat full
Alternate: PFAI (Fairbanks)
Hallelujah, I am back on Anchorage pairings (pairings- crew scheduling term for a trip) until the end of the month. Next month is only a maybe... We shall see. Nothing like a little bit of New York City, Newark, Boston, etc., to make me appreciate Alaska even more. Outside... Bright, white nothing. There is no shape or form to focus on except the bug guts on the forward windscreen. We are covered in cirrus clouds that diffuse the sunlight into a brilliant, eye straining glow. Not too many months ago, it was total blackness outside. Just amazing...
Vancouver Center has been calling out heavy freighters approaching from the opposite direction, but we have no eyeball contact with anything. We can see them pass by us on the fish finder (pilot talk for instrumentation that shows a transponder target of nearby aircraft), but no visual. Too bad... The skies over this part of the Earth are beautiful.
The Anchorage weather is good, but my dispatcher has been, shall we say, once bitten, twice shy. If there is a cloud in sight from the Anchorage control tower, she wants an alternate airport. I am OK with that, since that gives me more fuel, a precious commodity nowadays. Yes, all it takes is one time arriving over Anchorage with minimum fuel, an unforecast storm below, Fairbanks at zero-zero, and the only other alternate is an adrenalin pumper.
Touchdown
Three minutes ahead of schedule on the Anchorage runway, but we will be a couple of minutes late at the gate; the winds were too strong. The skies are partly cloudy and the temperature is 53 degrees. Perfect...