
Position: 25 miles north of El Paso
Altitude: 35,000 feet
Destination: KIAH (Houston)
Alternate: KDFW (Dallas-Ft. Worth)
Life was good this morning as I was off duty for one more day. My favorite work area is a dark alcove in the kitchen. I love to sit there in the mornings and sip strong coffee while I check the news sites on the Internet. My wife does not require that area to be in order... Thank you, Honey. On top of a small desk, surrounded by books, cameras, a short wave radio, and computer gear, is the "Bat Phone."
The secret line rings; I answer expecting one of my riding buddies...
Crew scheduling:
Hi Dave, this is Mandy in crew scheduling. How are you this morning?Me:
Uh...Hi there Mandy. I'm OK, what's up? (I wonder how they got this number...)
CS: W
e have a little Houston turn and we need a Captain. Would you be interested?Me:
Well, I really can't Mandy. I've got other plans.CS:
I'll give you a 25% override.Me:
I'll have to pass on that, Mandy.CS:
OK, how about a 50% override?Me:
Better not. As you know, I've been flying a lot and my home front chores are falling behind.CS:
Well, OK... Hey, you know what... We've got an Anchorage trip that starts tomorrow and it needs a Captain. How about that trip and a 25% override if you'll fly for me today. It's just a little Houston turn.She is very good at what she does; she knows that I am addicted to Anchorage, so she is using that as cheese in the trap. I am certain the Houston weather is horrendous today. That is probably why it is an uncovered trip. Thunderstorms today; Anchorage tomorrow. Decision time... It's not often that an Anchorage trip comes up without a Captain in the summer.
Me:
OK, you got me. I'll do it for the Anchorage trip and a 25% override. CS:
Thank you so much, Dave. Can you be here as quickly as possible? The flight is scheduled to leave in half an hour.Me:
I can't make that, but I'll hurry.CS:
Again, thank you. I'll call the gate and tell them you are on the way.Uh-oh, my wife will probably be a little bit unhappy about this... She likes my days off as much as I do.
Two hours later...
We are abeam El Paso, deviating north because of storms. The Houston weather is really bad with large storms in all quadrants. There are big delays and lots of holding getting into the area. The fuel load is landing weight restricted, i.e., we must be at or below maximum landing weight when we arrive in the Houston area. It is very frustrating not to be able to upload more fuel when the aircraft has the ability to carry it off the departure runway.
One hour later...
There is a line of storms ahead, solid red on the radar, between us and the arrival gate into Houston. ATC agrees to a 90 degree turn left of course to hunt for a hole. Right of course is not an option, as it is black, nasty, and electric. Left of course is only dark blue, nasty, and electric. I am reasonably sure we will find a soft spot, so I call the lead flight attendant and tell her to secure the cabin for landing ahead of time; then I remind her of turbulence protocol.
75 miles left of course...
The co-pilot and I feel good about a radar soft spot 45 degrees right of the nose cone. ATC clears us to cross the storm line in that area. A few minutes later, we are about to penetrate the line... The radar indicates light rain and turbulence. I am the flying pilot, so I slow down to turbulence penetration speed of .76 Mach, tighten my five point harness even more, and then give another PA to the 150 passengers to "Make sure your seat belts are securely fastened."
Downwind Leg; Runway 27
We are 3,000 feet above the ground with wing spoilers fully extended, dumping lift into the night. On our right and left are thunderstorms with tops at about 25,000 feet; not too big in Texas terms. There is a cloud canyon, about five miles wide, which the arrivals are going through before turning left base leg. The storm on the left is covering the airport, but no one is complaining; probably because DFW, also, is covered with storms... So much for the alternate. There is so much lightning activity that an ozone scent is permeating the atmosphere. Oh please, oh please... Just a little Houston turn in progress.
"Landing gear down, flaps three, landing checklist." The glideslope is intercepted 1,800 feet above the ground, about six miles from the end of the runway. We are in and out of the rain clouds, catching a glimpse of the approach lights between shafts of rain. The lightning is strobing the clouds with bright, white flashes. My right hand is on the thrust levers, left on the stick, both palms sweaty. The landing lights are large electric spears illuminating the rain drops rushing toward the nose.
"Flaps full."
The co-pilot calls out 500 feet above minimums, which is sort of an "OK, this is serious. No screwing around." The runway is in sight through the rain covered, heated Plexiglas, but it is like looking through a kaleidoscope. I reach over my head and turn on the Captain's wipers. The view clears to reveal a black, rain covered runway. A crosswind of about 15 mph from the south has Fi-Fi's nose cranked a few degrees left.
Fi-Fi's electronic voice calls out "200-100-50"
Thrust levers back to idle... "40-30-20"... A bit of right rudder/left stick...Nose up a few degrees... "10-5"
Main landing gear touches down on the wet asphalt. We are thirty minutes behind schedule which means we are supposed to take-off in ten minutes. That will not happen, but we can probably do it in twenty minutes... Just a little Houston turn.