Monday, February 18, 2008

 

Sitting Duck



Position: 44 miles east of KRNO (Reno, NV)
Altitude: 36,000 feet
Groundspeed: 368 mph (320 kts)
Passenger count: 65
Destination: PANC (Anchorage)

We are too heavy for 38,000 feet. The PANC weather is grim; heavy snow, surface temperatures below zero, strong winds and turbulence. The landing alternate is Fairbanks. Winter ops continue...

Fi-fi is nose forward in the 150 mph windstream. Her vitals are stable; fuel flow 5200 pounds per hour, good oil pressure, good N1/N2 vibration, generator transmissions 92 C., pilot oxygen pressure 1700 psi, hydraulics 3000 psi, fuel tank balance within limits.

I just got out of training a few days ago, so I am still twitching from engine failures out of high altitude airports at max gross weights on a summer day. High terrain in front of the aircraft and barely able to maintain level flight... Fun and games in the simulator. It will take a few days before I am back to my normal, laid back mode.

When I checked in for this trip, I saw one of my buds, a female captain who used to co-pilot for me in the bad old days. She told me that she recently flew a trip where the flight attendants were all male, the co-pilot was male, and her husband was in the back. That was about two hours ago. Fast forward... To my right is a young female co-pilot; behind the flightdeck door are three female flight attendants, and my lovely wife is sitting in 3C. Yikes! Is this failure mode ju-ju? Two cosmic opposites in the mysteries of the night sky?

Or do I simply need to cut back on the caffeine?

During the pre-flight rituals, my number one flight attendant gave me a rubber duck (for good luck) in an airline uniform. She purchased a bag full of ducks in KSFO and has been handing them out to her pilots. To me, it looks like a sitting duck. That may not be a good thing for line ops...

Life on the Line continues...

Comments:
I love the duck. I used to have a monkey (named Chuck got Yeager and Darwin) I kept on the glare shield during flights. Apparently the CRJ is so easy a monkey could fly it. Alas, I left him one night in Charlotte during a frantic crew swap to beat some weather heading to the field.

Don't lose your duck.
 
I agree with Ethan, Dave; don't lose your duck. In the photo he looks like a diligent kind of bird, keeping an eye out for what's ahead. Maybe the nearest thing an aircraft can get to a figurehead?
 
Yup, definitely cut back on the coffee, I can feel the caffeine radiating from here.

In diving, 1700 psi isn't a very high pressure. How long would that last you and your copilot when in use?
 
Curious Dave, just how old is a "young female co-pilot"???
 
65 pax? That isn't good. Slow season? I guess I wouldn't want to visit PANC now either!
 
mongo- 1700 psi would last 30 minutes, maybe. Depending on crew stress levels.

anonymous 658- we have a bunch of co-pilots in the 26-29 year range. She was one of them.

anonymous 508- yep, it always slows down before the first spring breaks, then it will be havoc as students ski Alaska.
 
Love the duck too, Dave. Been thinking a lot about fuel levels and have been wondering why it falls on the already weighed down shoulders of the captain to manage fuel. In this day and age one would think that a computer program would be in place to "assign" fuel for specific trips/aircraft.
 
So, Dave, did you manage to land in ANC on that flight?
 
suzanne- you are right; our flight planning is done by Mother, i.e., the Airline's dispatching section. You would not believe the computing power that our dispatchers throw against a flight plan. It is impressive. But, in today's environment, carrying extra fuel for any unknowns is frowned upon, because it costs $$$ to carry fuel. So, if the winds are a lot higher than forecast, oops! Even so, stopping for fuel is rare.

tim perkins- absolutely!
 
"one would think that a computer program would be in place to "assign" fuel for specific trips/aircraft"

They can program a computer with every variable the pilot knows, but the computer can't know the feeling of sitting between two thirsty engines as the fuel gauges approach the E.

I love the duck. I had a toy like that dangling from my flight bag for a while, but I gave it away to a child passenger.
 
Nothing beats human instinct and intelligence. Thanks all.
 
You can't sink a plastic duck - it'll just keep popping up! I like the way you have placed it looking forward rather than facing inwards, like an extra pair of eyes. I hope you've put your name on its bottom so it'll be a homing duck...

Best wishes!
 
Love the duck Dave - I need to get something like that for the Cessna!

Dave
 
Hmmm . . .have been reading Dave's blog for a long time -- and of course LOVE IT!!

Re the duck . . .many years ago -- try early 70's before the current 'pat downs' . .I had given a pal a yo-yo . . . said pal was a Captain with a major airline. Said Captain walked out to his flight one day from gate 61 @ LAX . . .'walking' his yo-yo . . . can you imagine in today's environment?? To this day, I would trust him with myself/mt family/my life!! Here's to the duck!!!
 
Been reading your blog for about a year now, I love it. I'm in my 30's and have flown commerically since I was in diapers on everything from Texas International to JetBlue. When I was 6 or 7 I can remember getting to hang with the pilots in the cockpit on a Cayman Airlines flight from Houston to Grand Cayman. How times have changed. I've seen turbulence so bad that people levitated out of their seats and hit the overheads, and a major panic attack on takeoff roll by a passenger who mistook the condensation coming from the a/c vents for smoke. The flight attendants raced down the aisle with fire extenguishers as the pilot rotated into the wild blue. In the last 7 years since 9/11 I have become more and more skeptical and fearful of commercial travel, and I miss the old days when I was a kid and flying seemed so cool. Now it's a pain in the behind. I gotta tell you, reading your blog has definitely helped me understand what makes the airlines tick and the work that goes into getting us up and down safely. I actually look forward to flying again like when I was a kid. Keep writing!
 
If the duck starts flying above the stabilizer half way thru the takeoff roll ...will it decrease the takeoff roll??
 
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