Position: Over the threshold; KABQ (Albuquerque)Passengers on board: 87
Time: 0900 hrs local
We hit the deck at o'dark hundred this morning in LAX for an o'dark thirty push. Five legs today and this is leg number two. My co-pilot is not new to the airline, but is new to Fi-Fi. He previously flew Boeings for ten years. He is in a state of shock. His mind is asking, "Who designed this airplane? Why? What have I got myself into?" Fi-Fi can, make that will, be a very bad girl if she knows that you are new to her ways. She will find out quickly by the way you handle her electrons. Oh, yes...
As the captain, I have to draw the line between micro-managing and keeping my mouth shut when I see Fi-Fi about to pull one of her tricks. Usually, unless it is a safety issue or will scare the passengers, it is better to let a new Fi-Fi pilot get bit and learn the hard way. It falls under the category of, "Well, I bet you won't do that again." There are few things more annoying than a captain telling you how to fly when you are really, really busy trying to fly.
During the quick stop in Phoenix, I was on my way to Starbucks when a check airman walked up to me and announced, "Hi Captain, you have been selected for a random line check." I looked at him and thought yeah, right. This is a dream and I will wake up in a few seconds. I keep looking at him... He is still there and not fading away. Uh-oh, this could be real. A random line check is, well, random. I am still good with my annual line check, not due again until February. I decided to try verbal maneuvering with, "Hey, listen, my co-pilot is new on the plane and we are working on a few problems. You know how it goes. Can you pick another crew for a checkride?"
"Sorry, when your name comes up, thats it. I need to see you fly the leg to Albuquerque; the co-pilot flys back." It was worth a try...
Carrying two scalding hot coffees into the flight deck, I told the co-pilot the news. He said, "OK, but you can fly both legs, right?" I had to laugh at that, and then told him not to worry because, "I have a plan. We'll talk about it in Albuquerque while we are getting our green-chili soup. You will be fine."
Seventy-five minutes later, with the engines at idle thrust, I am bringing The Electric Jet down out of the cold blue through the approach gate west of Albuquerque. I am high and fast, as planned, but will use two 45 degree turns to dump excess energy before merging with the final approach path. When I am using gravity for my motive force, I like to carry excess energy for course or altitude corrections.
Albuquerque approach control clears us for the visual approach to runway 8.
Auto-pilot OFF, auto-thrust OFF, flight directors OFF, roll into a 30 degree left bank and deploy the wing spoilers full UP. Yeah, I'm hot dogging a little bit. A good nights sleep and Starbucks will do that to you. The wings are rumbling as the spoilers rise to max extension. After 45 degrees of turn, roll into a right 30 degree bank and turn toward the final approach path. We are shedding altitude rapidly. The sun is low on the eastern horizon and casting moving shadows in the flight deck as we turn and burn toward the airport.
Albuquerque tower, ever friendly controllers, clears us to land, and then asks, "How's your morning going?"
We are approaching the final approach fix at a thirty degree angle, engines still at idle thrust. Three miles from the five mile fix, we start configuring for landing.... Landing gear DOWN, flaps and slats EXTEND, landing checklist COMPLETE. The extra drag from the gear and flaps slows us to approach speed as we pass over the fix in a 20 degree bank fully configured. My right hand moves the thrust levers forward to about 35% thrust to maintain speed. I do not have to look at the engine guages; I can feel 35% in my gut. Little adrenalin spurts are hitting my system making the smile on my face big enough to hurt.
It is a beautiful, clear and calm morning in Albuquerque as we taxi into the gate and shut down. The co-pilot and I hot foot it to the green-chili soup place, a mandatory stop for all air crews. He says,"You make it look so easy." I reply,"Well, you have thirty hours in Fi-Fi; I've got thousands. It will get easier. Don't worry."
We make a plan for the return trip. To keep things going smoothly for the check airman, I will help him along under the guise of a review of the differences between The Electric Jet and the Boeing, sort of like we were talking about it before, but got interrupted by the check ride. If I see a Fi-Fi-ism coming, I will start talking. He likes the idea.
It worked perfectly. The return leg was pretty much problem free until we were approaching the Phoenix airport. All new A319/320 pilots have trouble with the managed engine thrust system for awhile. It took me 1,000 flight hours before I fully understood it. And it is not something easily explained, i.e., you have to see it react to different situations on the Line. Most of the problems come during the descent and approach phases where a lot of things are happening at once, i.e., multi-tasking. So, with a few round about hints from me, the co-pilot was able to perform satisfactorily for the check airman. Leg number three complete; two to go.
Life on the Line continues...
30 comments:
As always, your posts have me glued to the computer screen! Check rides must be a pain. Most of my understanding of it comes from reading about the B-47, cold war aircraft, and my wannabe pilot book. Thanks a million for taking few minutes out of your day to post!
Another great late night read. Question for the Captain: is it worth comparing the Boeing 727 "next gen" line to Fi Fi and her newer kin? My family worked for Air Canada and I grew up flying on A320s, but a recent trip on a newer 727-700 had me impressed - the additional thrust on take off right around 10,000 feet and that Boeing roar was pretty neat ... but I still have brand loyalty!
Is it merely a matter of preference?
Again, great blog and such a wonderful service to those who travel!
Best regards,
James
Captain Dave,
For those of us non commercial pilots, what exactly does a check ride entail?
Would the check ride examiner have noticed the 'captaintis' going on in the last post? How well can the examiner see what is going on?
BTW - Love the blog
35,000 feet below you in CO.
BeachBumBill
Great story Captain, I like your clarity and enthousiasm !
Thanks for sharing your experiences.
Correction: I meant 737-700.
Thank you,
James
What an understanding and beneficent captain you are! You really smoothened things out for that co-pilot.
Captain Dave!
What is the rate of descent with spoilers fully deployed versus no spoilers used? I worked for an airline which had a fatal crash when the co-pilot deployed the spoilers as the plane came over the runway. It was 1970.
I always make a fresh coffee to drink when reading your new posts... engrossing! Your inclusion of detail and enthusiastic narrative indeed make it exciting every time I see a new post. Keep up the good work!
GREAT post. If this blog ever goes private/secret/hidden/whatever I'll cry.
Oh, and the "FiFi" and "Electric Jet" references that I've been reading for so long...? He's flying the A320, yes? And why FiFi? Same reason that my car is called "Whitey," just for fun, or is there a story there?
Yup, I know that Green Chili soup in ABQ. Nice place upstairs from there to watch the military jets blast out of there.
I just wish Oaxaca's in Phoenix would put up a stand in the secure area. I love both their chicken soup and, even more so, the Chicken Delight (I take it "green").
I'll be in the back Saturday, PHX to PHL, then on to Rome. Thanks in advance for the ride!
Captain Dave,
Fabulous blog! I was thinking of starting one myself so I slog-bloged my way through a ton of rubbish on the net looking for hope or humor or just a good read to inspire me. Then, my husband, (aeronautical engineer, glider and airplane pilot), turned me on to your writing.
Your prose is as tight as a gold lame gown on a Paris model -- and yet so very accessible and down to earth. Thoroughly enjoyable on so many levels, I am now officially inspired and will have to look no further.
Also, an added bonus is the new ease I feel during my tube-time above the earth. Before my marriage I was your typical flyer, huddled in the middle seat. I was absolutely positive there was no way in hell that a big, fat, medal plane could stay up in the air without magic. I would sit, clutching my peanuts, envisioning the cockpit, where the captain and co-pilot were investigating the entrails of a dead chicken while setting up the flight altar to propitiate the sky Gods. I employed two methods to cope. One: ingest various drugs and alcohol, fall into a black hole and wake-up 5 hours later, with my hair standing straight on one side, drooling on something -- usually a strange man in a mohair jacket. Two: stay awake and alert the whole way, for it was my job to keep the plane aloft by an active visualization of a long greyhound bus ride going though eastern Washington. This meant better hair and no drooling however some seat-mates seemed to find my waving to prairie dogs and exclaiming,”wow, a big one”, when a sagebrush went by, somewhat disconcerting. Occasionally I would be moved to a vacant aisle when my humming of Ragtime Cowboy Joe would become alarming.
Now with your thrilling explanations of the dynamics of flight, and my husbands reassurances that the slidey thing the wings are doing a completely routine, I get to stay in my body and enjoy, as much as one can, my time in the air.
You have done the unthinkable. As a fashion-philosophy kind of girl.....(shoes and Schopenhauer are what turns me on), who would have thought phrases like, idle thrust and roll into a 30 degree bank, would be so interesting and soothing. I am also drawn to the metaphors your writing contains concerning the ideas of up and down. I am stealing your “using gravity for motive force” for my next classics book club...I think that it can be linked to Plato’s first cause theory.
Now when the above ground rumbling starts instead of my- stone out of the sky- scenario, I envision Captain Dave, raconteur, ace pilot, and nice guy, who, hands on the controls, is keeping us up and getting us down with style and grace.
Many thanks for taking the time to tell your stories.
May your smile continue to grow forever.
James- I have flown the 737-100, 200, 300. I have no experience in the later versions, but have seen their flight decks. They look pretty cool.
BeachBumBill- check airman, by nature, are top pilots who know and see everything in the flight deck. That is what they do for a living. They check to see if the captain is operating by the book. Yes, we have had a couple of incidents involving pilots not getting along during a check ride, unbelievable as that seems, removed from a trip and sent to CRM classes.
ivan- on the 319/320, spoilers are very effective. It depends on weight, speed, altitude, etc. We are prohibited from using them below 1,000 feet above the ground.
anonymous 504- line pilots have several favorite nick names for Airbus Industries jets. My favorites are Fi-Fi, The Electric Jet, Sparky, and The Dark Side.
hebe- thanks
Great reading as always Dave. Were you here for our "rain event" or did you miss it?
I always wave at the fifi's next door at T1 when I am waiting for my ride after shift at 2. One day you'll be be being backed out and see a figure waving. LOL.
Stay safe.
That soup sounds good.. I'll have to get myself to ABQ before I don't have flight benefits any longer ;)
Dave,
Yet another great post, as always.
It would be really interesting to read your views on Airbus vs. Boeing from a pilot's perspective (assuming you have comparable time in both types).
I've not flown a 320, but the 37 is like driving your dad's comfortable old pickup truck... nothing fancy and no surprises. A buddy is on 319/320's and all of those electrons scare me!
Great blog...keep it up!!
MCO Craig here.. ave, your getting better with age my friend.. like fine wine.... this is probably one of my top 10 favorite posts.. I could not stop myself from smiling as I read outloud sitting here by myself..
You have now moved up to master's level in aviation writing.. I think you would be a welcomed adition to Flying magazine and others..
If you ever write a book, please let us all know, I'll be the first one in line.. Craig
Not if I get there first...!
Dave,
As I ponder some puttering around this weekend to take my wife for a $100 (you know, it's really more like $250 now) hamburger, I can only dream of what it's like to live in your higher-flying world -- or the "big boys' sandbox," as my instructor called it when we popped into KSJC one day. This post, though, like the others have said, is masterful and makes me feel like I was there.
Thanks so much for keeping up your blog.
Paul
Picture of Fi-Fi (on the right): http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MnaTtm17tmQ/SO276JbQcbI/AAAAAAAAGd4/woaMT3wCLW4/s1600-h/airport.jpg
But is that APU standard?
Cap'n Dave, surely the spirit of Nevil Shute is with you!
Another, fascinating and thoroughly engrossing read.
When will you get around to a novel?
Quality post, one of my favorite..put me right back in the seat again!
Dave,
I am planning to get through ABQ within a couple weeks. Where can I find some of that soup ?
Dave- you always make me feel like I am right there on the flight deck with you.. Great Job! You should think about a book.
Great writing as always Dave. I'm surprised you haven't been approached by one of the aviation magazines to pen your own column. I'll be in that same line behind the others when you get around to writing that book someday.
hi captain. i just started blogging and been searching for similar blogs. at last i found one. please drop by my blog. i'm flying long haul but different part of the world. oh,i'm just an FO :) u have a great blog!!
Hi Captain, it has been a while since I started reading your blog. It has been inspiration for so many things. Since a year ago I have been an Airbus driver and I still read excited your posts. Thank you for sharing!
Happy flights,
Luis B.
(capiborre.blogspot.com)
If the check airmen, company and pax are happy...
Dave, if any of the flight crew ever gets food poisoning again, here's a secret tip: Simply take 8-10 drops of Lugol's Iodine (Pharmaceutical Grade!) in 6oz of water. It will arrest the malady in 30-60 minutes in my experience. I would always keep a bottle in my pilot bag. Happy flying.
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