
Position: Final approach, runway 1, KDCA (The old Washington National)
Altitude: 3600 feet and descending...
Indicated Air Speed: 184 mph (160 kts)
Flaps/Slats: 50%
Pax-on-board: 150
Equipment: A320
Oh, this is just great! Here I am, the best pilot that the wife of my youth has ever seen or even heard about, hooking final because I forgot something so basic that it would embarrass a new student pilot. The wind is 40 kts on my tail as I am turning base leg to final approach and it blows me through the final approach path.
Once again, I am wearing the flight instructor hat today as my co-pilot is brand new to Fi-Fi; just stamped on the forehead by an Instructor Pilot as "approved to fly the Line." He has been flying Boeings for years; was forced out by seniority issues and is now in the grip of The Electric Jet. I feel sorry for him and am constantly reminding him that he will get the hang of Fi-Fi in a few months, sort of...
I have been explaining every input I make and why I am doing so and what Fi-Fi will do, or should do, as a result. For a new pilot, Fi-Fi is a cerebral aircraft as opposed to an airmanship aircraft. That is my terminology and it means that when you are flying Fi-Fi as the airline wants you to fly her, you have to think before you push a button or flip a switch, i.e., what is going to happen after I push this button?
I have flown the 737-100/200/300 series and they were all easy and pleasant to fly. Any pilot that has a good understanding of basic airmanship techniques can fly those three aircraft types well. They had no tricks or surprises up their aluminum sleeves. A pilot can (easily) mentally merge with a 737 and become
one with it, using sub-conscience thought to control it.
Not so with Fi-Fi as a new pilot... There are those darn flight control computers, auto-thrust as opposed to auto-throttles, and different aircraft interface methods. That is why on the first day of ground school, the instructor inevitably says:
"Ladies and gentlemen, forget everything you know about Boeings."
Of course, that is not possible. It takes six months to get semi-comfortable and at least one year to get a little bit cocky in The Electric Jet. The first month on the Line as a new Fi-Fi pilot is not pleasant. I realize that and try to make it as easy as possible for a newbie. Captains that berate a struggling co-pilot are idiots, in my opinion... I think it shows a weakness in character and a lack of leadership. That co-pilot may be hanging on the tail, but he or she probably has at least 5,000 flight hours and probably a whole lot more. When you need that co-pilot to say, "Uh, captain, aren't we supposed to level off at 30,000 feet, instead they will be thinking
what a jerk," their minds not on the flight.
Potomac approach control has asked us to "keep it moving, please." Awesome... That is what I like to hear. The airspeed is up against the barber pole at 14,000 feet, 60 miles west of KDCA. We will do a high dive into the airport area with spoilers fully extended using one right bank and two left banks to slow down on downwind leg and base leg. I do it all the time and am good at it.
I have built, via computer interface, a three dimensional virtual flight path along the Potomac river and will review with the co-pilot how to get Fi-Fi to fly that path using The Star Trek mode. On downwind leg, we are slowing and configuring... Potomac approach clears us for the visual approach to runway 1,
contact tower turning final. Roger that...Using manual input to the auto-pilot, Fi-Fi turns base leg and is approaching the virtual path to final at a right angle. The 40 knot crosswind is now a 40 knot tailwind increasing the aircraft's groundspeed by an equal amount. (oops!) I am keeping the co-pilot in the loop by talking him through my actions and what to look for in Fi-Fi's response, momentarily forgetting about the wind. Another manual input to the auto-pilot turns us further left for a thirty degree intercept of the virtual path... Uh-oh, we blow through the final still banking left.
The cursing switch is flipped ON in the left seat, until the little angel on my right shoulder which has a strong resemblance to my wife, whispers in my ear that cursing is a sign of a limited vocabulary. Well, this is not going to work. The Star Trek Mode has activated, but we are already on the other side of final and getting too high. Imagine a fish hook shaped final approach path. Fi-Fi is trying her best to get back to the path and lose altitude. I blew it; the demonstration is over.
Auto-pilot OFF/Flight directors OFF/Auto-thrust OFF/Landing gear DOWN/Flaps FULL/Landing Checklist, please... Fi-Fi is now in the Super Cub mode; stick, rudder, and power. My face is red with embarrassment. The politicians and their entourages in First Class along with the regular working stiffs in coach never noticed anything out of the ordinary because I grabbed control from the Smoke and Mirrors before anything unusual might have occurred. Even so, for a captain ( little "c") with thousands of hours in his or her aircraft, that was amateurish, at best.
A forty knot tailwind... Come on!
At 1,000 feet above the river, The Electric Jet is stabilized and in the groove, being flown like a light aircraft. The thrust levers feel good in my right hand as I jockey them back and forth maintaining airspeed. She passes over the runway threshold on speed and glidepath, touching down slightly past the 1,000 foot marker in a cloud of rubber smoke. This is not a long runway, so no messing around... Spoilers up, reverse thrust to maximum, moderate to heavy braking.
The gate is open as we taxi toward the terminal building. The co-pilot says, "Nice job. boss." He is being kind to the old guy in the left seat. I say, "Thanks. Just call me Captain Hook."
Life on the Line continues...